angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

(via anonymously-foxy)

vengeance-of-synners:

coolinfantryguy:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

cant bitch out now

"bitch sticker"

(Source: illmaticsom, via crocketingsolly)

thesylverlining:

Man. The first movie was so freaking good.

(Source: lionkingislove, via feliciakainzofspades)

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(via shezues)

squidawarded:

kernalmustache:

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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What the hell is that thing?

your parents when you come out of your room at 3 am

(Source: goatish, via avengette)

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

imageWHAT

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

(via terriblemustard)

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings, via itsjustanotherfandomgirl)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via itsjustanotherfandomgirl)

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

(via shezues)

waltergirlboob:

was this a real musical

(via avengette)